Carl: oh, it was interesting
Friend: oooooo~ did you get laid?!
Carl: well, more like I was thrown Into a exhibit surrounded by alligators and had to falcon punch my way out of there! How was yours bestie?
He's perfectly fine. That's not 'alligator lagoon'. That there is 'mutant ninja pirate star wars harry potter crocodile lagoon'....
oh i just jumped a bunch of alligators while fighting for my life
what did you do
...or REAL good at jumping alligators...
Thats so funny!!!